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10 hours ago
27/08/2014

godtie:

DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR??

IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME?

DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR?

DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES OF ME ABOVE THIS?

THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU

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THIS SHIT IS THE GODDAMN BEES KNEES

FOR LONG HAIR IT MAKES THAT SHIT ALL WAVY BUT DAMN CAN THIS BE USED FOR SHORT HAIR. IT GIVES IT TEXTURE. IT GIVES IT VOLUME. IT MAKES IT GODDAMN WAVY AND BEAUTIFUL.

BEST WAY TO DO IT? TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE BED, SPRAY THIS SHIT ALL UP IN YOUR HAIR, BLOWDRY THAT SHIT TILL ITS ALL DRY WITH YOUR HEAD UPSIDEDOWN, THEN SLEEP ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER LIKE NO ONES BUSINESS. THE MORE BED HEAD THE BETTER.

WAKE UP AND TAME THAT SHIT WITH YOUR FINGERS. YOURE GOOD TO GO FOR THE DAY FRIEND AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK FLAWLESS AND WAVY ALL GODDAMN DAY CONGRATS

BEST PART? THIS SHIT IS LIKE $5.

(THIS COMPANY ALSO MAKES A DAMN GOOD DRY SHAMPOO FOR THE DAYS WHERE YOU JUST DONT WANNA SHOWER BUT YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREASY AS FUCK. THIS COMPANY IS THE SHIT SO FAR AND I WANNA TRY MORE OF THEIR PRODUCTS AND PLAN TO.)

12 hours ago
27/08/2014

toastydoodles:

How to fix all problems in Five Nights at Freddy’s. Either that or, y’know, quitting after the first night!

(No, Pirate Cove guy, you don’t get anything. >:C)

zodiacs

turcl:

aries - stop obsessing over kanye

taurus - chill

gemini - whatever fuckin turtle

cancer - don’t name your first born child harold

leo - nice rack

virgo - little dweeb

libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles

scorpio - my dad

sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you

capricorn - that’s enough memes for today

aquarius - probably illegal

pisces - how do dolphins sleep even

14 hours ago
27/08/2014

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

15 hours ago
27/08/2014
slimeusa:

confidence is key • slime, U.S.A

slimeusa:

confidence is key slime, U.S.A

15 hours ago
27/08/2014

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

(Source: trances)

15 hours ago
27/08/2014
reblog if you at least vaguely remember this
16 hours ago
27/08/2014

meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*

16 hours ago
27/08/2014
elchicomariposa:

Source:
Pixiv ID: 38740322Member: おちも
16 hours ago
27/08/2014
18 hours ago
26/08/2014

thegestianpoet:

is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch

18 hours ago
26/08/2014

(Source: stilinskis)

18 hours ago
26/08/2014

handjob:

when someone gets called out for saying something problematic & they try justifying it

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18 hours ago
26/08/2014
How to pronounced Jean's name.
- Half of the fandom: Gene!
- Other half: John!
- The show: JAH!
18 hours ago
26/08/2014

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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